She says...You have worms!

So I called my friend Lori tonight to get cheered up, and I ended up telling her about my trip to Myrtle Beach earlier this week and how I had enjoyed sushi, only to "enjoy it" later that night, and ended up basically peeing out of my butt for 5 days. I actually celebrated the fact that I had a solid poop just a few days ago.

But strangely enough, I have started to have more problems down yonder, if you get my drift. To which Lori says, "Oh, you have worms! Hee."